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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

again due to more comments... i've decided to make my blog even more amusing for readers... and more jokes tat it... but i can't sae much todae... cuz its oready kinda late and i'm suppose to go for junior band tml... kool... seriously i go there to play tuba only... i dun really teach much... as my dear mentor kristin is still around... (CHOY).... so we are oso having sex.........ational tml.... lol... ok i'm getting perverted... ok so i watch ms universe as usual every yr... and i kinda feel the standard is quite lousy now... maybe kristin shld reconsider next yr... haha... ok nvm... so i only think tat Peru was gd... okay... i gotta admit it... damn gd... haha... i'm infactuated? lolx...

i'm not gay.... so hu's gay amongst my frens? post yr answers on my tagboard... haha... this is sort of becuming a poll section... then i will tabulate the results... haha.... ok so hu's gay?

1) ME(Joel)?
2) Zhongda?
3) Weisheng?
4) Junhao?
5) or 2,3 and 4?

haha... ok... this is lame... aniwae... i seriously gotta. go... oh yeah... wun be able to blog as much in the future ler... now playing a lot of warcraft... yeah... i'm improving like at a siao speed lor... well as usual... wad do u expect from me the genius? haha... ok buaix... dun forget to do yr homework ar...=)
L-J-B scribbled at 11:47 PM. + + +

Sunday, May 29, 2005

ok dued to popular demand... i've been instigated to change to another blog skin due to multiple problems on my blog... so i'm back to gd old this skin... which never gave mi prob... unfortunately... i lost all my links ler... so if u want me to link u... then u gotta tell mi kk? thks a lot... now back to my life...

ok after 14 yrs of living... i finally realised sumthing... san ge zi... wo si NOOB! arrgh... i usually call others noob... until todae i realised that i'm noob... ok this conclusion begins all from friendster.... u see i juz started playing it 2 wks ago... and i began to see many of my ex-primary sch peeps adding me... and i got back in touch of them... and my god.... have they change a lot... since i last saw them 2 yrs ago... i gotta admit that sum look more noob then they were b4... others more gay... of course there were those hu were more matured... and handsome... and sum i gotta admit became si bei chio ler... AHHHH... ok then there were those... hu had pics wif ppl of the opposite sex... well tats nothing much to mi... after all... getting a gf/bf is no big deal nowadaes... but the troubling thing is... like ang moh chap(from show 'zero to hero') saes: how can u get sumone uglier than mi.... ok i gotta sae... sum of the nobbish faces peeps got quite chio girls... while the handsome and chio noobs... got the ugly dicks... so wad is this... ok i noe i'm ugly... but it troubles me to see my frens getting a rotten fish... eee...

as my analogy goes:"if u want to use the bait to get a rotten or dead fish in the vast world to eat... couldn't u eat the bait instead... bait could work out well for u too..." i hope sum of u understand my hidden meaning... so after all the noobish relationships i sse... i finally realise i'm the biggest noob there is... haiz... but its ok... so there are other very interesting facts too...

lots of my primary sch or ex-basketball or ex-neighbours or church 'guy-frens' has sort of gotten themselves close to girls... well perhaps not all of them... and i juz dun seem to understand how they get to noe the chio ones... when is my turn cuming... i juz gotta wait..

ok one pleasing thing i discovered todae is... I'm really a TENSAI( japanese for genius)... HAHAHA.... ok i juz did online EQ and IQ tests todae... two of each in fact to confirm my results... all the tests showed that i have an abnormally high IQ and EQ... AHAH! zhongda... so u see... i do have a better IQ and EQ than u... and i am able to obtain a lower NAPFA score than u too... so i'm a winner... U may be the CID(champion in discus) while i am the FRUID(First runner-up in discus)... so u win me in tat aspect though... lolx... juz kidding...

OK back to my discussion point todae... so i really feel noobish todae... wif the fact tat i got so low scores this term... i really feel like a loser... so i gotta improve next term... YEAH! so back to my point... if i had gone to a neighbourhood sch... hu noes? i may be like those peeps now... shld i have... but then again i wun not be meeting ahband... then my life would oso be screwed in another band... for example... i may join another band and i put in the same amount of effort i did in ahband but i still wun get my GWH.... so i'm lucky in this aspect... ok right now i putting myself into deeper confusion over my life... time to ZUO MO ler... haha...

ok so tats bout my anger for todae... eui..... i now so damn bored... perhaps only from tml that my holidae fun will truly start... i shld be going to wx hse(again) tml... tat place is sort of becuming my second home ler... i went there almost everydae recently... haha... so i can't wait for tml to cum...

so i feel pathetic over my friends in friendster... i am a amiable and friendly geek and yet i have so few friends? wad is the world cuming to? this is utterly embarassing... haiz... lolx...

ok i gtg ler... will blog again tml nite bah... aniwae hu can give mi ideas for my writing competition... yah... thks... buaix~
L-J-B scribbled at 4:29 PM. + + +

Saturday, May 28, 2005

siao liao la! u noe amesh rite.... the guy hu he thought that i'm a hacker rite... hu called mi a motherfucker... ya that fat guy... clarence oso noe him eh! wah piah so qiao lor... as they say:"the world is indeed a small place" so i got clarence to clear my name... i wasn't the hacker... yihan was... haha... so i'm now a free man... whoopee... haha

btw... vjc concert was nice... though i myself gotta admit that it was a little toooooo long... yeah... phantom of the opera especially... only like the screaming part and the chromatic part... wah and that guy hu played the clarinet solo... wah his pro i tell u.... ok i mean pro... PRO! ok... u guys get the idea rite... his like the wang pai of VJC lor... hehe... i watch too much slamdunk ler...

so after yesterdae concert i went to parkway to eat.... ok... the walk there was long... but fun! ok i think mervin is getting a little a.p ler... or shld i sae petty? i dunno... i sae he botak he call mi gay... wtf lor.... haiz... nvm... he is a pro at flirting... hehe.... ok nvm... so after eating macdonalds... i jeryl and wx took a taxi home from parkway... quite $$ bah... wad to do... by the time we eat finish ler close to midnite ler lor... then we scare no bus home... so zhi hao take taxi home lor... heehee...

so tat was yesterdae... and i cocked up my studies... but i will improve next term... haha... how can i the tensai get this kind of shit marks lor... haish... dun care la... ok i'm getting a little worried... my tone still sux after 2 yrs of playing... i dunno y... arrgh... perhaps i'm not suited for tuba? eh.... i dunno la... i now damn sad lor...

ok i going out ler... later tonite or tml then i blog lor... haha... byebye...
L-J-B scribbled at 2:03 PM. + + +

Thursday, May 26, 2005

ok i injured my back todae... arrgh... ok i mean wtf... i was playing soccer... then i was trying to stop a ball... or shld i call it defending... then i sort of twisted my back in an unorthodox manner... dunno how i did it... but i think it really is badly sprained... i dunno... ok i mean that it is pain... todae gotta be my unlucky dae....

first of we started in sch... in like 25 mins... i got scolded 5 TIMES... i mean like 5 TIMES... that means 1 time every 5 mins... siao lor... then ms chan seemed to be in a great mood todae... she was like so frenly when she asked mi to tuck in my shirt... looks er xin... oh yah... i got a bad sorethroat this morning too... wad kind of dae is this for mi... ok... then mr.mok was asshole... i mean he literally used the word 'shuddup' on kenan... so vulgar and rude lor... wad kind of teacher is he... ok la... tat means i now oso got authority to ask him shuddup oso rite... he is crap man... very CRAp... i always hated that old nerd... wah lau... last yr i sec.1 rite... he go frame mi for flashing... fish him lor... surelee i got flash de... go anihow accuse me... then last yr the teachers all thought was me oso... so tats why i still hate him... perhaps a anti-mr.mok club shld be considered... lolx...

so after the 5 scoldings... i got a stare for mary chan... perhaps she thought that i tok... well she always like to accuse me for no reasons at all lor... tat time rite... me and zhongda got hand in her worksheet or our homework... then the next wk... was spaghetti... really wanted to cook it... tats y i handed my homework up... then wad happen... she never check properly... then claimed we never hand in... cuz she sae she dun have our worksheets... so in the end we were made to sit in a corner to do our work... then the following wk... she found it and return it to us... without an APOLOGY... another a.p. teacher... haiz... why are we always the 'mistaken' kids...

so we continued on the day... so my grp or shld i sae i won the xy game installed for us... cunningness... easy for mi... then we played the cash flow game... so my grp decided to slack and not buy or sell anithing... gd for us... many grps lost money... so we were winners in the end... i guess this is shou zu dai tu... lolx... then we had the paper chase game... aiyah IQ questions only... simple... got my PHD... simple!

so after the day ended... kenan went to pick up rubbish... haha... then i went to play soccer... ok so wad if i pull down my team? i juz started learning how to play soccer eh.... so i injured my back... wah how suay can i get...

so after everything ended... i went home... i got to watch american idol 'DIRECT OFF SATELLITE'... so carrie underwood won... yeah... so tats bout it... juz had tuition finish... ok...

so tml i got my ptc... luckily i told mrs lam ler... then i heard andrew can't take part in practices ler... so i gotta work damn hard... nid to pull my section up.... or even lead them... i dunno... zhong er yan zhi... i can't be a burden or a freeloader... i muz be a useful person... or shld i call it a 'breadwinner'? so tats bout all todae... so i still having my sore throat... so i'm angry now.... nothing else to blog ler... will cum again tml... buaiz...
L-J-B scribbled at 7:36 PM. + + +

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

so i won a silver for discus... but fish zhongda got first... arrgh... yuks... but i think tuba did us proud... without including the sec.1... we got 4 medals eh... summore our section only got 5 ppl... then kristin oso in council nominations eh... so i think we quite gd in this way... haha... hey... look here... weixian oso in charge of band day eh... LOL... haha... ok.... i gotta admit that i was quite disappointed i wasn't an IC.... but its ok... so i gotta help weixian... there's sumthing serious too...

i really din't play truant.... dun be mistaken weisheng... (ok the others might not understand anithing but its ok)

so i'm bored... i gotta start training my muscles for next yr... i realised my tai di is getting fish gd ler leh... maybe cuz after 4 yrs of losing tai di.... my luck is finally picking up... or is it the protection fee from the netherworld(refer to show' zero to hero')... lolx...

ok i'm dead in another way... i lied to esther tan... i told her i will see her after sch but i din't.... in fact i forgot to see her... so i'm dead... but the netherworld looks so fun lor in tonite's zero to hero episode... lolx...

ok... i got tuition tml... arrgh... my tuition teacher is gonna kill mi... i failed chinese... damn... zhongda is oso an asshole... he always scam me... everytime sae go weixian hse play xbox... then jie guo go home to allegedly 'zuo mo'.... siao gi na... why he zuo mo everydae one... he got so many probs... problematic kid.... haiz... i sort of feel that this blog is becuming a anti-ppl blog... first was my parents... then was kristin.... then now zhongda.... so when will it be my turn?

ok i got nothing else to tag... juz realise that i have been toking crap... so i shall not waste ani1's time ler... btw... i saw sumthing i shldn't see todae... arrgh... i hate it when i see this kinda stuff... makes mi feel unhappy... for sum unknown reason... oh yeah... there's another thing i realise todae... sum1 smile at mi... WAH... i so touched... tat will be etched in my mind for a long time... so chio when smiling lor... lolx... bb...
L-J-B scribbled at 10:15 PM. + + +

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

so i'm dead... my parents are angry wif my marks... joel, we have a problem... so u see... i may not be able to go to band in the holidaes if my parents ground mi... tats bad... but i still will be able to manage bah... juz dun tell them my marks lor.... simple... haha... so i'm really in no mood...

so i got a feeling i got scorn by a lot of soccer frens todae... i got a bad aplying todae... as expected... my beginner's luck is gone... so i'm now stuck at a corner... i got so many chance to score... but i missed! arggh... well... actaully the golden goalkeeper quite lucky eh... haha... he so damn tyco for most of the matches lor... always ball hit crossbar or he luckily catch... haha... then we had shotput finals later on... weixian got bronze... *yeah!*.... so im hoping to trash zhongda's ass and win a medal too... haha... then dunno wad andrew get... i think he buay song wif mi... cuz i cursed him not to win anithing.... haha..... so hu cares bout him? but tat guy kinda famous eh... got lots of girls noe him and i heard them toking bout him... eee.... hu wan them lor... i rather have weixian... OOPS! sry....

so my marks sux... i fail my paper 1.... arrgh.... my english out of point eh... haha... i expected it la... i tried to make my story a bit funny and lame la... then dunno got minus so many marks lor... esther tan never mention to mi about PTC... so i dun care her... lolx... dun feel like going at all...

okay my soul calibur is getting quite gd ler... i can trash weixian and weiheng in team battle... though they win mi before... zhongda leh? dun sae about him la... he use 8 characters can lose to my one raphael... he damn noob la... ok sry... din't mean to insult u my dear zhongda.... i am sry that u are noob zhongda....

ok i'm bored... but seriously i think my marks are quite gd in the class... haha... ok now watching 'my sassy neighbour'... i tell u its a fish lame show... dun ever watch it... arrgh....

so i am going out to 'zuo mo'.... like zhongda always claim to do... but God noes wad he does at home everydae... lolx... gtg ler...bb...
L-J-B scribbled at 8:47 PM. + + +

Monday, May 23, 2005

tml going back to sch ler... sianz... wah tml the rest of my grades getting back... really hope i can at least get below 13... hahaha... i bu zhi liang li... my chinese lowest in whole higher chinese cohort eh... 50.5 upon 120 eh.... pro or not... then my paper 1 oso fail... so i fail the whole damn shit in the end lor... tat explains mi going to ptc... todae i went wif zhongda and weixian to play basketball... ok i think i suck at basketball... i lost my interest in it... kenan scammed us... well as expected... tat guy is an asshole mah...

so wad if my basketball sucks... wadeva... i dun really care... i noe zhongda basketball very gd... so gd until can lose 2-on-1 7-1... haha... so hu cares bout him... i think my soul calibur 2 has improved tremendously... i am able to win a lot of ppl... haha...

oh no... my post haven even end my parents calling mi ler... will post the rest tml bah... buaix...
L-J-B scribbled at 10:02 PM. + + +

Sunday, May 22, 2005

happy vesak day everyone... is vesak dae suppose to be happy or wad.... wad is it... i oso dunno..... haha... lucky never test in homec... wah i very sian eh...i juz fixed my blog... had sum trouble in the morning... spent 2 hrs fixing it... haha... now so sian... got nothing to do at all... wah lau... going to ptc tats for sure.... tat means i gonna miss band for a bit... arrgh.... cuz of the meeting.... eee..... wad to do... tat happens when u fail chinese.... its almost impossible to pass yr second language.... especially when its HIGHER chinese.... its juz like yr family only speaks chinese... then u are ask to take a higher english exam.... and in a anglican high calibre.... u think u will pass wif flying colours? i dun think so...

wah now so sian... stupid weixian dun want lend mi his slamdunk comics todae.... then i got nothing to do lor... tml oso.... siao... i will die of boredom... really feel tempted to buy com game.... but i nid the money for my xbox... so i gotta ren...

weisheng got new blog... *wow*..... so tats bout it todae.... then i took an IQ test.... my Iq is higher than weisheng eh! siao lor... but why my maths still so lousy... i dun understand... tat proves i'm smart... haha... or is it that both of us are stupid... go to the link on my blog to test out... be sure to put in the coreext age group... and dun cheat... yr results cum tell mi lor... then lets compare.... but i think the test quite difficult bah... i dunno...

now got nothing to do... i'm sian...i nid friendster contacts seriously... arrgh... but i lazy to add ppl... haha... now listening to da bei zhou... well... todae vesak dae mah... haha...

looks like i gotta go find ppl on my msn to tok to lor... i SO sianz... maybe i blog again later... i dunno... buaix...
L-J-B scribbled at 2:25 PM. + + +

Saturday, May 21, 2005

wah lau i still feeling very disappointed wfi myself... i can't believe my studies suck so badly... i now hereby vow that i will do better in end of yr and get top marks... thats what i'm gonna do... perhaps my lousy marks is gd... like mrs chua said:'this is a wake-up call for all of you.... maybe it really is... that now i'm waking up to reality... i dunno... as i am hearing imperial march... i gotta applaude that that song is gd... i can feel the anger flowing thru me.... it really feels bad.... and boy is that orchestra gd.... you guys shld go download it... its kinda nice.... aniwae hu wanna go watch star wars... i really nid sum ppl to comfort mi or sumthing... i really nid su consolation.... haiz...

so todae was a boring dae... i went jogging in the morning... i was such in a bad mood that i ran only 3 rounds todae.... argh... sosad wif my mraks... plus that i still get dreams of mi failing even more badly in my EOY.... maybe the dark side will poach mi next... haha... ok nvm...

so after tat i went for breakfast wif my parents... i was such in a foul mood that i ended up quarelling wif them in public... and i tell u i dun quarrel wif my parents that often... i think this is first time in like the past few yrs.... so can u really sense my anger... well... now i got no excuse... since syf is over... oh yeah... i dunno why... but my tone sucks even more now.... wel.... ok it oready suck last time.... but why even worst now... maybe i do not have the mood to play properly yesterdae.... since i failed chinese.... arrgh.... i really dunno wad to do wif myself... u noe when u watch tv or read the papers bout ppl commiting suicide when they fail sum stuff rite.... and u will feel that they are dumb or sumthing like tat.... i used to feel that way to... but now myself i can oso feel a part of mi that feels like dying.... okay but i'm not so stupid... i gotta admit that i'm smarter than those hu commit suicide juz by a little bit.... i am really very sad...

perhaps its that i couldn't study after that incident... whereby i got so badly insulted that i could feel myself turning to the dark side... that i even did sumthing to the person... that made the person feel very sad.... well... i dun feel any remorse when doing that... wad kind of catholic am i... i dunno... my mind is in a whirl right now... i dun even feel like going out wif clarence todae... i really dunno wad is happening to mi....

so i'm bent on revenge.... but now i'm bored... we got the botanic garden performance cuming up... and the founder's dae... and band camp... and class chalet... and worst of all... band dae... wah... all very stressin.... i gotta work very hard now... tat means my plans of an xbox wld be put of for a while... i dunno... hu wanna buy it for mi on my b'dae.... aniwae it really is cuming up.... every one plzzzz get sumthing for mi okie? oh yeah... mrs lam was real angry yesterdae... then got one part rite she go give us the analogy... well cuz we wasted the $500 fm the syf money cuz many din turn up at sakura yesterdae... then the analogy was:" if let sae yr mother cook a lot of chicken wings for yr b'dae and u invited all yr frens over... then all of a sudden all of yr frens dun want to or never cum ler... then got all the chicken wings left... and how wld u feel?"

i wanted to laugh during that analogy... if really in my case... then all my frens dun want cum ler rite... i feel very happy... cuz i will get to eat all the chicken wings ler lor.... haha.... ok i'm finally luffing... so other then dat.... nothing else was funny ler... i think i really nid to improve my standard of playing... cuz i think it sucks.... for a sec.2 rite... i am like so shitty lor... how to imrpove yr tone ar... or intonation.... i nid sum professional help on tat.... haiz...

think i really have a family problem... i want to ask my father where we going for dinner rite.... then he like shout back at mi "the coffee shop la!"... wif that bu shuang attitude.... wad is this lor... i got offend him izzit.... wad an asshole.... i really shld consider ignoring him at times.... haiz....

toking back again about my playing rite... i really think kristin shld go give advices to weixian or the euphoniums in fornt of me.... cuz i'm really getting pissed ler... ok i'm sry if u are reading this kristin.... and i noe that i shld not disrespect my seniors or sumthing.... but seriously why are u always blaming mi when i play... i made a mistake yesterdae at one time only rite then i got mocked by her.... i mean ppl do make mistakes sumtimes rite.... so wads the big deal... then i really seriously playing like ff at times.... when its like only mf.... juz trying to test if i'm really loud enuf for her... then still not enuf eh... wah piang... not that easy lor... but i promised to work harder in the future....

ok my parents are now scolding me.... i gtg ler... bb...
L-J-B scribbled at 6:26 PM. + + +

Friday, May 20, 2005

wah lau my mye sux.... looks like i gotta study for my end of yr lor... really to... cuz i nid ta go to triple science.... urggh...

wah my studies is gone... looks like i'm gonna be the only guy in my class to go to ptc... cuz i fail hcl... ARRH... nvm...

wah i feeling very tired... and i dunno why i feel piss eh... perhaps is that my tone sux todae? or that i can't play properly... or is it my marks are lousy... i dunno.... i'm juz pissed...

i'm bored... muz i go for cip on thursdae... in this pissed mood... i really dun feel like helping old folks... ok if u are reading this mervin... juz shuddup... i noe u gonna sae sum stuff like i'm not a good catholic or sumthing... really... juz shut it for todae...

so damn pissed... i really am... wanna buy my com. game soon... hu wanna go out tml... i so bored... and i nid to vent my anger... i gtg ler... so angry... bb.,,
L-J-B scribbled at 9:54 PM. + + +

Thursday, May 19, 2005

YAY... i lurveeeeeeeee slam dunk!!! lolx... juz change skin... very seldom change bah... yay... too bad i got no pictures... i dun think strangers wld like to see my face bah... so i'll juz remain anonymous... haha... ok todae was an okay dae only...

first i woke up late... so i din't go to weixian hse on time... went there around 10... played a bit of soul calibur and tats bout it... then we went to sakura... band was at sakura todae.... the food was okay only... seriously i hate to waste my money there... but not my money wad.... haha... so after tat we went to play arcade... yeah... then after tat cards and more cards... then arcade again... then after tat we went home ler lor... very boring rite...

perhaps i nid to improve my stamina... then one dae a frenly match against my primary sch frens lor... i hope... so tats bout the dae's fun... then i hope to buy star wars episode 3 game lor... looks fun... but i got no $$.... boohoo.... so i'm now sian... wif no computer game to play at all... so i nid the game damn desperately.... arrgh...

my maths tuition teacher is pestering me for my maths result... which makes my even MORE stressed... i din't study this exams eh... i die ler... wait a minute.... when did i every study? haha... so i only feel gd for my homec... think i did well... ok tats bout it... tml the moment of truth... results... may God bless me wif gd results...

ok so i'm suppose to go yihan hse tml or so i think.... but i got band eh... sian... ok i dun mean band is sian... but i wan to do both eh... so how... but of course band takes precidence over fun... aniwae it will be kool to play second movement of singapore rhapsody... haha... wah dunno how my embrochure ler... i very long never play... or buz.... arggh...

so tats bout all... rmb to tag ar guys... i gtg ler... will blog again soon i hope... bb...
L-J-B scribbled at 10:43 PM. + + +

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

yeah.... exams are over... i'm 'so' happi... 'whoopi'.... yeah...ok it was quite a funny dae yesterdae la seriously... later u guys try to at least read the hacked conversations we had yesterdae(edited version)...

so we had chinese exams yesterdae... it was quite difficult... i cocked up... no surprise there... then i think my art sux... i only got 63%... ARRGH... die ler... so low... hehe... so after the exams all of us decided to celebrate... so me, yi qian, kenan, weixian, zhongda, yihan and weisheng first went to weixian hse to play a bit of xbox... yeah... still i think i'm gd at soul calibur... ok i'm cocky... owells.... so after a while... we kinda left his hse... then we make a wasted trip to sum dick called AMOS hse to so-called get games... in the end... there wasn't any com. games available... -_-"... so we took a taxi to simei... to go to yihan hse...

then yihan got a new soccer ball... its ok... haha... we ate KFC.... kool... then we left to his hse... only mi zd wx and weisheng went... then i yihan and weisheng go play computer... yeah... then we go tok to zoe... we use michael account... haha... then we go trick her into saying michael like her... she stun tio ler... lolx.... then we continue hacking... i tell u hacking is so damn fun.... haha...

then after tat we din't hack ler... weisheng and yihan went to surf the web to find games i tink or sumthing of that sort... then mi weixian and zhongda went to watch HBO... then got this damn funny show... sumthing like 'berverly hills ninja'.... haha i tell u its one of the funiest show i've seen...its about this fat ninja lor... hu tries his best to be a ninja... i tell u damn funny whenever he fall down lor... haha... then after went to play a bit of soccer... and a bit of black jack...

then in the nite i decided to stay over wif weixian and zhongda... then in the nite zhongda and weixian go watch tv... while i and yihan went again to hacking michael and weixian account... haha... let mi give u an example...

*we(or 'mike') tok to sum unknown guy in his account...

mike: hey fucker
guy:(no reply)
mike: fuck you
guy:(still no reply)

(after about 10 mins, we went back to tok to tat guy)
mike: oi fucker
mike: y u dun want reply
guy:(still NO reply)
(we decided it was enuf)
mike: bye loser

ok so tat part was funny... then we went to hack weixian account... haha... i tell u tat conversation was so funny...

('wexian' toking to a guy called amesh")
wx: hey fucker
wx: fuck you
amesh: eh...
amesh: you stressed out ar
wx: fuck you
wx: fuck you mother fucker
amesh: eh u siao ler ar
amesh: why so angry
wx: shuddup la motherfucker
(then we wanted more fun...)
amesh: u crazy?
wx: shuddup
wx: u noe wad are hackers
wx: we are hackers
amesh: i knew u were you fuckers
wx: haha fucker
amesh: shuddup fucker
wx: eh wads yr full name ar
amesh: amesh bin your father
wx: fuck your father then
amesh: eh motherfuckers you wanna meet?
wx: ok...
wx: yr hse or my hse
wx: my hse got comdom
(then we saw weixian cuming ler)
wx: dun want to tok to u ler la
wx: u bloody malay
wx: bye fucker
(then we went offline, but yihan was too slow... weixian had arrive ler)

haha... i tell u damn funneh lor... weixian then go change password ler... then he go tell amesh my fish name... like ik care like dat... they claim he got gang... so wad!!?? i oso got gang... pig gang la... like i scared that amesh like dat... he dun even noe i fat or thin lor... haha... i'm 'thin'.... lolx....

then after tat we decided not to play computer ler... we went into the room to tok... then tok a lot of crap la... most of the time insulting zhongda... like claiming that 'why he so fat when he run 7km a day?'..... yue pao yue pang.... ahahaa....then we went to sleep for about 5 hrs plus lor...

todae nothing much la... we tok summore.... had a whole pack of ruffles on my own... then we play dai di and blackjack... then i go home ler lor... wah... i blogging for about 45 mins ler leh... lolx...

so now i'm bored... dun want to clean my rm... but have to... i wanted to go yuelong hse todae eh... but mama dun let mi go... eee.... so i went home... sry la weixian... din't mean to hack... but u all oso asshole... go take pictures of mi when i bathing... gay ar... haha....

gtg ler... sian diao ler... tml dunno whether shld go band lunch.,.. see first bah... will blog again tml... buaix....
L-J-B scribbled at 1:53 PM. + + +

Monday, May 16, 2005

yeah... last paper tml... think i sure fail higher chinese de... haha.... PTC... here i cum... aiyah i let u win mi la zhong da... i noe u very sad tat u suck... haha... aniwae i got sum fish anger wif u lor u faggy boy...

another conclusion... aniwae... no offence ar those east view primary school students... but the conclusion i made: EAST VIEW PRIMARY PRODUCE FAT PPL... THEIR SCH CANTEEN SELL OIL AR?

lolx... let me give u examples... if u noticed... those current students there 1 out of 5 are fat... and most are girls... tsk tsk... and most are yams... so wad do u noe? wad about their alumnis? noe hu is weixian and zhongda? haha... all fattys... ok la i oso fat... but i feel sry for their sch... haiz... perhaps TAF club shld be made compulsory for everyone in their sch.... lolx... ok i'm a mean guy...

oh yeah... sry to sae this zhongda... but i think u suck... and why u still so fat when u claim to run 7km everydae... ok i gotta admit tat yr stamina is damn gd... perhaps even better than weisheng... but the fact is that... you... are... FAT! haha... ok la dun cry,... i'm sry that you're fat... lolx... hu ask u offend me... ok i'm fat too... but at least i'm fat when i dun exercise much... so thats understandable...

then you gay zhongda.... tried to frame me to still your discman... when i knew that you took it back that day... you asshole... u think i would give u a new discman just like dat... not everyone as *censored* as you... so... too bad... than you go insult me... you bloody fag... ok la... i noe not insult... its a fact... but you know that i hate ppl to sae that kind of genre of insult... so why did you do it? i dun blame you though... i dun take this stuff seriously... but you shldn't take my compliment to you seriously too ok? ok thks a lot... my L1R5---36 points fren... lols...

ok perhaps i have insulted others too much...so i shall pary to God tonite for his forgiveness... yeah... english was okay todae... but why was the sch so dumb? why give us a compre passage about chocs... why!! ok i'm racist... lets call the government to arrest mi... haha...

so i went to weixian hse todae... decided to go there to play SL2... so we took bus 69 there... then we sort of saw a.... a... a... a... a... a...

TNB... TNB.... TNB.... TNB... my fav... lolx...

so it was my lucky dae... then i went to weixian hse to play soul calibur 2.... yeah.... now to how to use kilik ler... ok i think i can trash weixian... lolx.... than we went to eat lunch at the food court... the chicken chop was okay there... but the chicken cutlet sux... haha...

so i went home for tuition... now it juz ended... ok i ended half an hour ago... i've been sitting here blogging for about half an hour ler... hearing stoopid william hung sing... haha... gd luck everyone for yr final paper tml... hope you all pass... haha... do tag guys... and btw... hu want to watch star wars... ok contact me... ok bb....

(arrgh... house cleaning is cuming... hu can let mi sleep yr hse... than i no nid help out? haha...)
L-J-B scribbled at 6:33 PM. + + +

Sunday, May 15, 2005

yeah! exams is almost over... only left english and higher chinese... ok think maybe i will go ptc... cuz my higher chinese is cannot make it one... ok maybe i flunked this whole exams... esp history... i minus bout 30 marks ler... i never do the strutured lor... no time.. the source like siao hard... so i dun think i can touch my A2 mark animore... *sobs*... i was supposedly gd in history... and my marks is now like shit... so thus i have no more chioce... but to enter geog stream ler... thinking of going triple science... maybe can eh.... cuz i think my average this term bout 65++ bah... then if i study then will be able to enter ler lor... haha... ok i think i'm overestimating myself...

so its a boring dae now... i've heard that i'm in a soccer team... ok tats kool... then my mouthpiece rite... the new one hor... rusted at home eh!! so i'm so gonna die... but luckily silver cloth and clean the rust away... or was that dirt? aniwae... thank god for tat.... but i still feel that the stupid yamaha instrument cuz the scratches lor... fish man...

ok so yesterdae was a boring dae... i watched fallen idol... u noe... the one about corey clark... yeah... and his scandal wif paula abdul... so i think tat guy singing is like better than taufik batista... yeah... no joke... or am i just pro-american... i dunno... but the point is... i kinda believe that dinosaur... i mean i actually believe the scandal... i dunno... haha...

so i'm bored still... got band lunch on thursday... or shld i go watch star wars... but for now... will go play nba ler... yeah... bb... jiayou for rest of the exams...
L-J-B scribbled at 10:16 AM. + + +

Friday, May 13, 2005

hi i'm bloggin for weixian hse... yeah... not been studying this MYE.... haha... think i flunked everything... cept for homec todae... tat i feel that i did quite well... i sian eh... sittin at wx com... listening to william hung sing... while zhong da wei xian and his brother playing soul caliber... and they scolding the f word everytime they lose... i noe i gtg back soon... as wx mother coming home ler... so i'm bloggin now...

weixian oso singing like william hung... haha... both sucky singers... but i'm worst ok... í'm bored... i saw my classmates at tampines mall juz now... and hu that idiot hu use my name tag on xinning blog ar... lolx... ok i''m bored...

2 more exams left... da jie ren... jiayou everyone... now i''m relaxing... ok i'm gonna go back to play soul caliber ler... ok bb...
L-J-B scribbled at 3:31 PM. + + +

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

ok i'm back to the normal post... after almost all my anger has dispersed... i realised that praying is one very good method... haha... ok bout yesterdae...

we had geography... it was ok la... but i gotta thank god for letting jasper tell me that empoldering was tested... even though it was juz before the exams... like 10 mins? but i also gotta thank god for letting mi learn almost all the facts in that 10 mins... so that in the exams i can do well... i thank out lord for that... Amen...

so in geog i did quite well... though i din't study... ok i mean i never study... so tats ok... then after sch wx and zhongda were kind enuf to accompany mi back to my hse to have breakfast wif mi... ok then we saw quite a few ngee ann guys there... then there was dis guy... hu looked like a nerd... ok he was toking to a macdonald worker... and he told her tat his chinese, which i suspect is express chinese, got 27... i literally cough wad i was trying to digest... i mean is tat gd or gd... i take higher chinese, get better tha him can? make it that i'm english-educated... haha... perhaps i gt thank kenan for making mi speak chinese to him... becuz his englsih is horrigible... lolx...

then the only subject which i put in a little effort was maths... wanted to study it yesterdae... but i fell asleep instead... then u noe todae exam rite... i minus 15 marks ler... i nid to get at least a 78 bah... tats my minimum... so tat leaves 7 marks to minus... haha... ok... tml is science... which is not to scary i suppose... and after tat it will be a breeze... well ok for CA my homec get top among boys eh... but becuz of my sewing i am the lowest for SA.... but the conclusion is... my theory is good... and tat is becuz i am expert in eating... so i get gd marks... haha... so after tat is all easy ler...

juz read sumone blog... said like the person is angry cuz he got 5 marks minus ler lor in her maths paper... plz lor... i got 15 can... and i think their paper damn easy... not to say ours is hard... ok am i becoming to complacent about my status... but the point is tat i'm a weak in studies student... so wads the big deal.... ok i'm an asshole...

saw a boy fall down todae at tm... cuz raining mah then floor wet... then muz get his girlfrens to help him out... wad a noob... haha... i was like laughing so loudly lor... and i was like so near him... haha.... then i ran away.... does this prove tat i'm an asshole or wad... ok sian ler...

still haven gave my mother a mother's dae gift... now gonna bring her for lunch sumwhere posh... maybe the coffee shop? haha... ok la maybe mac? see first... so cyz guys... oh yeah... jiayou for the rest of yr exmas everyone... u all can do better than mi for sure... bb...
L-J-B scribbled at 1:59 AM. + + +

Sunday, May 08, 2005

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit...

lord, tomorrow is our exams... i hope that u would be able to lead me through the exams smoothly, and that may i achieve good grades. I know that i have been a bad servant to you the past yr, but i sincerely need you father to bless me and guide me through the exams. I would also like to ask for your forgiveness for being a bad catholic the whole year, after all the bad things i have done, like teasing my friends and playing pranks on them. I've even lied to some of them and perhaps even spreaded rumours about them. I know that you have taught us to love everyone in the world, be it your enemy or friend or family member but lord, i find it hard to follow your words, so i also pray for your guidance and that may my perseverance be strong. I also would like to thank you lord, for giving our band the gold with honours title, thank you lord, this medal really means a lot to us lord, for i believe that most of us had worked hard and prayed to you. I want to thank you again lord. I also would like to pray to you lord, that may i be able to enter the stream of my hioce at the end of yr and i know lord, that this exams are also very important. i also pray that you may bless me with good health throughout the exmas, and that may i keep a cool mind during the exams, for i know that you are with me spiritually lord. I also hope that You may forgive me for having a hatred and evil thought in me with a certain friend of mind. Now that i have cooled down, I realised that it was all a mistake on my part. I am sorry lord, and i pray for your forgiveness.

I also hope lord, that you may bless all of my friends and those who are also involved in this exams, that they may also achieve their desired grades. Most of them had worked hard studying too lord. I also pray for them.

I would also like to pray for my band lord, that may they not fall into temptation and become complacent after achieving this medal lord. Lead us in the right directiona dn not into satan.

Finally i would like to pray for my family, that may you shower your blessings upon us and that we may stand united as one family.

I also pray for world peace, and all the terrorism would end, and all the sufferings and the killings too.

I thank you lord for all you done.

"Our father in heaven,
holy be your name,
your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is on heaven,
give us today our daily bread,
and forgive us our sins,
as we forgive those who sinned against us,
do not bring us to the test,
but deliver us from evil,
Amen."

" Hail Mary full of grace,
the lord is with you,
blessed are you amongst women,
and blessed is the friut of your womb jesus,
holy Mary mother of God,
pray for us sinners now
and at the hour of our death,
Amen"

" Gloruy be to the father,
and to the son,
and to the holy spirit,
as it was in the beginning,
is now and ever shall be,
world without end,
Amen"

In the name of the father, and the son, and the holy spirit, Amen.
L-J-B scribbled at 2:46 PM. + + +

Saturday, May 07, 2005

i thought i had been accepted
brought into a new society and community
i thought i had changed for the better
for the group to accept mi
i was happy then
for i knew tat our friendships will bond closer together
then i began my trust in you...

i had began to tok to u guys...
somtimes i even had the feeling tat i was on better terms with u then even some of my soccer frens
i felt accepted... after having so few trustworthy frens in sec.1
then why did u have to do dis to mi?

i know it is not yr fault
but i still cannot accept the truth

i was contented
tat i was on the same terms wif some of the other guys
then the insult had to come
was it really inevitable?
after all i wasn't there when it was proclaimed
could i have juz shut my ears
why was i so nosey
i had to question the truth?
now there is no point crying over spilt milk
i really feel very sad
disappointed
no words can express my feelings

i mean usually i can accept this kind of insult
but for sum unknown reason it was not so todae
i noe its not yr fault
but i can't stop brooding over it
my appetite has subsided
my mood has deterioated
why is this happening to mi?
no sutras can now ease my sadness
i even dreamt of this re-enactment
why had this bestruck mi?

now my drive is gone
i feel tat we are apart again as before
i noe it is the truth
but i still cannot accept reality
our friendship could not ever bloom as before
i even lost the feeling of attending all future outings
for fear of wad will happen again
perhaps i shouldn't have started this at all?
why couldn't i have juz been the outkast?
and juz sleep at one corner
and be seen as the bad egg
tat perhaps would have been better
for i would not have been pierced so badly

i believe however
tat perhaps time would heal everything
as God had taught us
to forgive and forget
and not bear hatred among us
for we are all brothers and sisters
in the eyes of our almighty God

yes
time would heal
i am begining to forgive
but relapse will still of
a remembrance of this lesson
that had taught mi
the reality of backstabbing
and rumours
i feel that my good fren was also hurt
of the measly few words u had to sae

muz u really have discrimintated us
or was it a slip of the tongue
the truth i no longer nid to find
for i now noe wad is in your mind

signed, Joel

L-J-B scribbled at 9:40 AM. + + +

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

hi i'm back again... 5 daes to MYE... dun scared guys... i sure fail one... haha... now i got more things to blog about ler... ok THIS IS THE PERVERTED POST EDITION...

ok so yesterdae was nuthing much actually... only the fact tat my soccer has been off form... and the fact tat mary chan scam us... ok the story goes like tat... i and zhong da one dae din't hand in homec... so we could not cook... then we decided tat the next lesson we hand in the worksheets early... we hand in the worksheet even b4 mary chan taught us... so we put on her table... next wk... she dun let us cook again... sae she din't receive our worksheets... then ask us go search ourselves... wtf... then cannot find... so could not cook again... then damn hungry after lessons.... then the following wk... worksheets returned... then we got back ours... so it seemed like she marked it then hide it fm us... then she dun even want to apologize... wad is this lor... then i ask her for compensation marks she dun want give... shit her la... lolx...

but the funniest part is... though i hate mary chan and she hates mi... i got the top for boys in CA marks eh... haha... i never even study one lor... but SA i lowest... cuz of my shit sewing lor... my hand so big i can't even see the needle properly... eee... then tats why i did badly for both yrs... lucky i no nid sew for the rest of my life ler... yeah...

so i pong xtra histroy lessons yesteerdae... i was SICK ok? din't even feel well when playing soccer lor... haha... so i went home wif zhong da and kenan... hu had also pon lessons... heehee... so tat was yesterdae...

todae had nuthing much.... was concentrating at first during history... learn quite sum stuff la... then zhong da and kenan go tok bout perverted stuff... then distracted mi... tok bout looking at *hemhem*... so i go look then chermain thought i stared at her... then hiu lam thought tat zhong da stared at her... haha... then after tat got so perveted lor the lesson... toking bout neilina... bout her neineida... wah cow lor... then damn funny... then history repeated itself again... wah lau then i got the first hand view lor... wah so sick... so big.... eee...

then after tat zhuan ke... the gay cher... i din't finish it at alln oso... haha... then after tat chuileng and yeow... we spent a bit of time toking bout neilina again... then last was english enrichment... zhong da then pervert lor... he go rub his private part like having masturbation like tat lor... wah sick guy...after tat sian ler... then every1 got remedial... as i quit mine... so i dun have... so i spend my time doing some assesment... haha...

then jun hao piano skills sux lor... he play one song like 1 hr eh... siao one lor... haha... wad a sucker...

after everything ended when they reached my house... bout 5+ ler... then we tok till 6 plus lor... zhong da: wo pian ni de... haha... then we go eat dinner at my hse... then they all go home ler lor...

wah lau i sianed diao ler leh... zhong da u owe mi 6 bucks... ok i think i sian ler... ok bb...
L-J-B scribbled at 8:35 PM. + + +

Monday, May 02, 2005

7 daes to exmas... i'm still not studying... hu cares... lolx...

yesterdae downloaded 3 things actually... messenger 7.0... ok i'm lagging... the writing function so can write things on a conversation... and new window media player... so u can see wad i hearing lor... haha... yesterdae super sian... i dunno how but i manage to make myself do the clay thingy... haha... ok i can see my tagboard being more alive... i thank those hu tag a lot... thank you nigel... thank you ya jing... and thank you joel... haha... plz tag more... thks a lot..

started to play nba again... ok my drafting sux lor... i drafted all the wrong players... i tycoly was the first team to draft eh... instead of choosing better players and the created players...i from rockets la u see.. i choose tracy mcgrady instead... then yao ming... then tyronn lue... then devean george... then macarthy... all the shit players la... then i spend lots of money to trade players la... so now my starting lineup is mcgrady, lue, ming, kenyon martin and peja stoackavic... sumthing like tat la... then my team onli got 9 players eh... haha... i forfeited so many times lor... ok shall not say much more as i think i boring non-basketball fans to death...

then i got nothing else lor yesterdae... read sum magazines... took a nap... and then in the night went to wok around and went for supper... so damn boring lor... then got no mood to do any homework at all...

i got nothing else to sae ler... gtg now...bb...
L-J-B scribbled at 12:02 PM. + + +

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Me: Joel Lock B'dae: 17th June School: Anglican High School CCA: Concert Band!!! 1C'98 2C'99 3B'00 4B'01 5B'02 6B'03 1D'04 2D'05 loves: sleeping, slacking, toking, playing, eating, ahband, making ppl luff hates: studying, taking exams, the feeling of being broke( always lor for sum unknwon reason), ACBCs, irritating ppl...
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